Bored. Blasé. Uninterested. Jaded.

So I have a secret past time. When I get bored I look up comics that pertain to my current mood. Anyone who has read my blog probably realized by now that I don't just express myself by writing. I like to illustrate my feelings via pieces of clever comical art a.k.a comics.

So with that being said...Here are comics that clarify my current sentiments:

Who knew chicken were so funny and delicious?

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You see...I wish I had an IV filled with espresso plugged in to me.

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This is what I currently wish I were doing. Sleeping.
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Do you think anyone would notice if I walked around with post-it notes on my eyelids?
Doubt it.
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Man, I wish I could hang this in my cube.

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Yes! A practical idea to pass time at work. I am starting this effective immediately.

Corporate Zombie

Well I got in to work this morning and one of the new "cool" managers came over to say hi and we made small talk about the weekend. When I say "cool" I mean that he has yet to fully drink the corportate koolaid and turn. He moved from another state and I guess that makes him stick out in a positive way. So anyway, he realized that I removed all my personal items from my desk and was concerned. I told him that THEY told me to not do anything personal at work and THEY suggested I not take any lunch amongst other really crappy things. The cool manager said that he now understands why I removed all my personal things. He was scared that I had foot in the door and one out. I told him I've had that foot out the door a long time ago. I mean seriously I have maybe a pinky toe in the door keeping me here. This place just sucks the life out of you and I don't plan on sticking around to become a corporate zombie.